Tank Girl 4K 1995 Ultra HD 2160p

The year is 2033. Sandy dunes. Parched land. Water is power. The corporation that rules the world is called “Water & Power.” Rebecca the Tank Girl rides out in her tank to battle its leader, the villain Kessly.

User Review

I remember that in 1998, Bey's stone flew and flew, but never reached its target, which is a shame, of course, because for 140 million, he could have delighted the audience with a cheerful “boom.” But three years earlier, it had reached its target for Rachel Talalay, who had once blocked another “Vyasovsky nightmare,” and even though it was only worth twenty-five points, it hit the mark. And for some reason, it suddenly turned out that all the avengers died ingloriously, the spider-men fell over, the batmen spread their wings... What's more, even the Bruce Willises withered and dried up, and Catherine Hardwicke was entrusted with decorating the new world... In short, nothing sacred remained in the world...

All that remained were stupid punks, mutant kangaroos, and McDowell, who, for a number of reasons, did not fall into either of these two categories, which made him so angry that he became, as usual, the main villain. And he began to steal ketch from the entire planet, in the role of which water acted—you see, in the post-apocalyptic trash community, there was a sharp shortage of it. The scoundrel would have stolen it all, if it weren't for one awkwardly cropped mademoiselle, who seemed to be saying to the viewer with all of this: “Don't speak,” but who turns out to be a certain Lori Petty. So, out of the blue, this Petty starts defeating everyone around her, cutting through the idiotic tank, with which she completely destroys the remnants of the universe and mocks the unfortunate McDowell. At the same time, the tank driver manages to make friends with the unexpectedly dark-haired and shy Naomi Watts, have sex with a large marsupial, save some girl, and cause a bunch of other similar trouble, all while accompanying her actions with squeaky jokes.

Such is the simple but exceptionally silly plot of this mini-epic, based on the even more slapdash and, accordingly, much more talented comic book of the same name. Despite all its delusional outrageousness, it made sense; if you wanted, you could even view it as a satire on modern society and what that society could turn into. The screen, on the other hand, has been flooded with a continuous stream of moronic drivel, which bears no resemblance to any kind of reality—only the boundless horizons of a perverted director's mind, unfortunately affected in the past by collaboration with the great and terrible John Waters.

However, strange as it may seem, there is a surprising charm in this shameless, irreverent philosophy.
Tank Girl, which constantly blows the viewer's mind with illogical but damn funny and energetic episodes, turns out to be a life-giving source of unbridled joy for the idiot that sits inside each of us but rarely dares to peek out. Keeping our inflamed gray matter from drying up, it splashes us with a kaleidoscope of action scenes, a lively soundtrack, expensive but talentless special effects, chaotic animated inserts, and outright stupidity that any six-string samurai would tip his hat to her if he had one.

And even though this delightful nonsense was a terrible box office flop, deserved a barrage of scathing criticism from everyone who could be bothered, including the creators of the original comic, and began to gradually fade into the depths of trash history, for hundreds of moviegoers weary of the futile search for meaning in art, Tank Girl remains a sweet guilty pleasure in which, for once, there is no need to look for anything. It is enough to simply lean back in your chair, switch off your brain, and let the adrenaline rush wash over your consciousness. It's like a dream: just as meaningless and eclectic, just as exciting and vague — and, most importantly, just as necessary for our minds to shed the burden of past tension and, charged with pure Id energy, rush with renewed vigor after the next chimera of existence.

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Codec: HEVC / H.265 (74.0 Mb/s)
Resolution: Native 4K (2160p)
HDR: Dolby Vision, HDR10
Original aspect ratio: 2.39:1

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#English: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1
#German: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1

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